Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
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Maddiiee3011 13
Just breaking the ice
RarityRoyale 17
This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around
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Comments (105)
limabeans101029 21
Well it could kind of work in your favor. "Hey" will generally just lead to a pretty boring conversation if you don't know each other that well, but what your sister did could lead to an inside joke between you- those are always great ways to start a friendship
jacklyn13 5
Hopefully he's cool enough to laugh it off!!
stepymac 15
Beat her butt
Tannasgh 22
Funny though
ivanhoe4u 3
Lock your phone.
gravekill3r 1
BITCH SLAP
zyadon 7
The truth is usually the best option. tell him you like him and was trying to think of something good to say, and then your sister did that. Honesty can go a long ways.
elcee1987 18
Fml commenters, you have all disappointed me here. All of these comments are Captain Obvious or just not funny at all. I want the 2 minutes back that I spent scrolling and down voting. To op: just tell your sister well played.
shitsville 13
Speaking from personal experience, I think it's better to talk to the person you like about it. Of course, it depends if you're already friends or not, but I found that usually, if you wait too long, you'll over think things, and end up screwing everything up. I'm not trying to force you into talking to him, but just don;t over think it, and you'll probably find yourself in a better position than if you waited too long. This is all subject to personal preference, and I'm just speaking from personal experience, so please don't start a whole rant about this. Just a piece of advice for you, and good luck!
UndeadxArmy 5
Well maybe if you we're a better prostitute...