Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Maddiiee3011 13
Just breaking the ice
RarityRoyale 17
This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (105)
awilliams44 9
that's when you say "sorry my sisters trying to come out"
tukies 28
Well at least this is easily explained. All that is said is oh sorry my phone got hacked, and maybe you now have a good conversation starter too. Yay for your sister!
murdersquirrel 15
that's not what hacked means.
dmklake 14
Now he knows who to call for a good time.
murdersquirrel 15
if he decides anything about you based on that, he's probably an idiot anyway.
SuperMew 22
This is why my phone and computer have passcodes on them. My sister thought it would be hilarious to go on my FB and tell everyone I was in a relationship with this really unpopular guy. She knew he liked me and he was super excited about it. I had to tell him that my sister did it and my friends believed me, but he felt like complete shit for days. I had a boyfriend at the time and he knew how bad my sister was/is... but people who do things like that don't think about the long term repercussions of such an act.
haleyart 15
what a shitty thing for your sister to do
IXChaosDragonXI 13
Try to play it off! Guys love a girl with a sense of humor.
phantom_ninja 5
I voted YDI because you shouldnt have left it lying around
cappellaaa 23
well it's kinda funny and you could explain it and then it's a ice breaker
SunTzu2 9
Yeah, but that's your sisters writing..