Nokia 3310 FTW

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
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babygo88 11

How do you send it to everybody and not know?

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Ilmoran 20

As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".

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babygo88 11

How do you send it to everybody and not know?

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bloopaloop 27

That’s a good line. I’m gonna have to use tgat

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RichardPencil 30

You need to follow that up with, "And then I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and hot water." Your contact list needs to hear that.

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Ilmoran 20

As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

With the epidemic thats happening i thought people would realise how gross it is holding your phone while sitting on the toilet

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WistayShlaio82 13

Maybe not play on your phone while having a shit from now on

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rotflqtms_ 21

Should have sent a follow up text. "Sitting my ass inside out of reach of this virus. Lol hit send too soon." Then a follow up follow up text saying: "oops, wrong person!"

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