By Anonymous - 17/3/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Nokia 3310 FTW

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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You deserved it

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Not really a good idea

So romantic!

Fetch!

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By babygo88 | 10

#7890071 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 2:43

How do you send it to everybody and not know?

By RichardPencil | 28

#7890079 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 5:15

You need to follow that up with, "And then I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and hot water."

Your contact list needs to hear that.

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By babygo88 | 10

#7890071 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 2:43

How do you send it to everybody and not know?

By bloopaloop | 24

#7890076 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 4:20

That’s a good line. I’m gonna have to use tgat

By RichardPencil | 28

#7890079 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 5:15

You need to follow that up with, "And then I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and hot water."

Your contact list needs to hear that.

By Ilmoran | 20

#7890187 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 17:53

As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".

By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 31

#7890241 - Tuesday 17 March 2020 22:16

With the epidemic thats happening i thought people would realise how gross it is holding your phone while sitting on the toilet

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7890315 - Wednesday 18 March 2020 8:50

Maybe not play on your phone while having a shit from now on

By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7890486 - Wednesday 18 March 2020 21:18

Should have sent a follow up text. "Sitting my ass inside out of reach of this virus. Lol hit send too soon." Then a follow up follow up text saying: "oops, wrong person!"