Nokia 3310 FTW

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
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How do you send it to everybody and not know?

As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".

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How do you send it to everybody and not know?

That’s a good line. I’m gonna have to use tgat

You need to follow that up with, "And then I washed my hands thoroughly with soap and hot water." Your contact list needs to hear that.

As long as you realized it before responding with proof to "pics or it didn't happen".

With the epidemic thats happening i thought people would realise how gross it is holding your phone while sitting on the toilet

Maybe not play on your phone while having a shit from now on

Should have sent a follow up text. "Sitting my ass inside out of reach of this virus. Lol hit send too soon." Then a follow up follow up text saying: "oops, wrong person!"