Work: Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm,...

By worksucker - 05/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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By Karansuni - 14/10/2013 10:38 - Germany

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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Shut up already!

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 17:01

Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML

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daAce77 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:05

He didn't say anything earlier cause he wanted you to "accidentally" work extra probably without pay.

RathaPride02 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:17

Where do you work? Didnt you notice no one was there?

Comments

grass_hopperr 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:03

Ruh roh.

daAce77 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:05

He didn't say anything earlier cause he wanted you to "accidentally" work extra probably without pay.

whiteboy7thst 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:31

Shove a bottle rocket up his ass.

RetardedBullFrog 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:58

Should've asked him, why was HE there?

awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:37

14 has a point...

KingGeorgeGal 12

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:34

And nobody decided to tell you?

alexg823 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:28

thats cuz everyone left

YayFlameWarz 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:51

Did you think nothing of everyone leaving, saying "See ya tommorow Jack" and turning off the lights?

balest22 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:05

Did you just a the job

balest22 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:07

the*

ColdplaySucks 18

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:09

haha your pic is hilarious.

balest22 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:09

Did you just get the job??

OhzTP 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:12

Yeah at least this will hopefully build OPs rep in her bosses eyes.

RokNRoll11 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:11

Nice JOB Top 10 comments yay

RathaPride02 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:17

Where do you work? Didnt you notice no one was there?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:09

Some small shops only have one scheduled employee working at a time, who then handles everything and closes up shop at the end of the workday. Same for a lot of gas stations, where there's a single cashier working at any given time.