Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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MagicallyFat 12

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

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marinus_fml 19

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

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MagicallyFat 12

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

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Keyman1212 14

Did your dad and his boss walk in on her handcuffed to the bed recently?

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amoscore 5

So the question is: do you really like handcuffs?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Makes me think about that song parody "Love in these cuffs"

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MagicallyFat 12

41 yeah she does lol. For her name thingy she put down phsycic mother or something lol

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NeatNit 32

Be thankful. Your boyfriend now knows what you like and will probably do it :P

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lmfao_shame 9

Her mom must be talking about those toy handcuffs she enjoyed playing with when she was a young'n.

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farhil 14

You gave your phone to your drunk mother to answer your boyfriend's call? That's an automatic YDI

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marinus_fml 19

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

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dmw25 0

Yeah lets state the obvious dude....

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False_Stupidity 41

I remember everything the next day after getting drunk except when I've had enough to pass out, not saying OP's mum is the same but you can't always assume she won't remember either

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loserman67 35

Sounds to me like your mother is scouting out a potential "****-buddy".

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

So your not denying that you like handcuffs?

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RecklessJellyBea 7

She's trying to live out her sexual fantasies through you. Like.. a threesome.

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davidisbeast 12

Haha YDI for giving your drunk mom the phone instead of waiting till you got home

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techweed 12

Kick the shit out of her when she's sober. Ahh domestic violence always make me laugh... *sarcastic*

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aligiorav 11

Ah stating the intention of your comment is always so much better than just wording it in a way which reveals your underlying intention...

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stacianichole 2

Except for criminals and hostages.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Unless that particular hostage / criminal has a fetish for them.

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Senior29 8

she proly xpected it 2 be in ur genes ;)

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