FML : Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote...

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Casden - / Sunday 13 September 2009 15:57 / United States

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By theluckygirl28 | 7

#561096 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/

oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

By geesquared | 0

#561118 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:14

put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

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By theluckygirl28 | 7

#561096 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/

oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

Gia0896 | 0

#561125 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:16

DAmn, then you might wanna get a girl best friend. .

KaySL | 24

#561126 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:16

Erm... you use craigslist? Why in Cheney's name hasn't this fucker had their comment buried yet?!

theluckygirl28 | 7

#561243 - Sunday 13 September 2009 21:06

nahh i don't use it. my friend put my pic and number on and i got tonz of txts from random horny old guys

KaySL | 24

#561246 - Sunday 13 September 2009 21:09

I'll say, lol. Anyway, I feel violated just talking about Craigslist, so I think I'll return to spewing unjustified bile at the OP...

YDI for not formatting your entire submission in ebonics!

theluckygirl28 | 7

#561256 - Sunday 13 September 2009 21:15

lmao that's not troll-like... ahh well, tsall good (: how's the weather?

gonzolove | 0

#561349 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:17

I agree with Dame.
Get him back. If he's straight, put his number in a gay bar. Or vice versa.
Revengeeeee.

Dogman332 | 0

#561374 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:31

Hey to all stoners out there. I just smoked catnip. Wow, now THAT stuff gives a major KICK.

mooreon131 | 0

#561390 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:38

any guys (or girls too i guess) looking for sexy fun time, call me at 410-487-3362!

the_stereotype | 0

#561409 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:51

how would you not notice, though? because they're both male...so wouldn't YOU notice your number on teh bathroom wall?

gonzolove | 0

#561412 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:55

Unlikely. The friend probably wrote it in a stall, and the dude probably just uses the urinals.

xMooMoox | 0

#561583 - Monday 14 September 2009 0:20

I think he probably wrote it a while ago and not necessarily when he was hanging out with the friend.

xBrightKnee | 4

#598644 - Friday 2 October 2009 1:31

ewh broeeee.
horny old guys on craigslist.
I am SO glad nobody did that to me :/

benny2465 | 0

#1194734 - Thursday 5 August 2010 18:26

dude op that's what guys do, we piss eachother off on purpose, just get revenge

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3416521 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:23

36 - or on a huge billboard somewhere, it might cost some money but you'll be a revenge legend

By zomfgrawr_ | 0

#561097 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

.. Uhm? O_O

By zeal | 0

#561102 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:11

I don't get it?

Starchild21 | 3

#561105 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Wow are you fucking serious? You need to go watch Dumb and Dumber :P

ell1609 | 0

#561108 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

his friend wrote his number on the wall

Starchild21 | 3

#561331 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:02

Lol nice try at trying to impersonate DameGrey

Talk about retarded

Intoxicunt | 5

#561422 - Sunday 13 September 2009 22:59

#37, you fail at life. Go die. The REAL DameGreyWulf (with an L) has a sense of humor. If you're going to impersonate someone, it should be someone more on your own level. I would suggest Britney Spears.

gonzolove | 0

#561475 - Sunday 13 September 2009 23:20

Wow, some people really don't have a life.
Also, that's creepy that someone would do that.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#561564 - Monday 14 September 2009 0:09

Of all people to pose as... lol

By shuttuplily | 0

#561106 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Well she confessed.. whats the problem?

CBR77 | 0

#561179 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:40

They're both male.

violentturtle | 0

#561707 - Monday 14 September 2009 1:33

He was joking. I would've said the same thing...

By ashuleyy | 0

#561110 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Dude, that suckss :D

By Sp1tfire | 0

#561111 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

lol owned, FYL, your friend must be really annoying

By xoerica9 | 0

#561113 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

LMAO! I love this one!

By twiggly | 0

#561114 - Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

aha, oh man. This was hilarious. FYL, that sucks. The last few FML's have been funny FYL's, contrary to the dumb "YDI's" that seem to populate this site.