Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
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theluckygirl28
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lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/
oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:
oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:
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Gia0896
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DAmn, then you might wanna get a girl best friend. .
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KaySL
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Erm... you use craigslist? Why in Cheney's name hasn't this fucker had their comment buried yet?!
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theluckygirl28
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nahh i don't use it. my friend put my pic and number on and i got tonz of txts from random horny old guys
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KaySL
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I'll say, lol. Anyway, I feel violated just talking about Craigslist, so I think I'll return to spewing unjustified bile at the OP...
YDI for not formatting your entire submission in ebonics!
YDI for not formatting your entire submission in ebonics!
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theluckygirl28
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lmao that's not troll-like... ahh well, tsall good (: how's the weather?
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gonzolove
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I agree with Dame.
Get him back. If he's straight, put his number in a gay bar. Or vice versa.
Revengeeeee.
Get him back. If he's straight, put his number in a gay bar. Or vice versa.
Revengeeeee.
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Dogman332
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Hey to all stoners out there. I just smoked catnip. Wow, now THAT stuff gives a major KICK.
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mooreon131
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any guys (or girls too i guess) looking for sexy fun time, call me at 410-487-3362!
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the_stereotype
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how would you not notice, though? because they're both male...so wouldn't YOU notice your number on teh bathroom wall?
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gonzolove
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Unlikely. The friend probably wrote it in a stall, and the dude probably just uses the urinals.
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xMooMoox
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I think he probably wrote it a while ago and not necessarily when he was hanging out with the friend.
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xBrightKnee
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ewh broeeee.
horny old guys on craigslist.
I am SO glad nobody did that to me :/
horny old guys on craigslist.
I am SO glad nobody did that to me :/
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benny2465
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dude op that's what guys do, we piss eachother off on purpose, just get revenge
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bizarre_ftw
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36 - or on a huge billboard somewhere, it might cost some money but you'll be a revenge legend
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zomfgrawr_
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.. Uhm? O_O
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zeal
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I don't get it?
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Starchild21
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Wow are you fucking serious? You need to go watch Dumb and Dumber :P
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ell1609
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his friend wrote his number on the wall
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Starchild21
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Lol nice try at trying to impersonate DameGrey
Talk about retarded
Talk about retarded
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Intoxicunt
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#37, you fail at life. Go die. The REAL DameGreyWulf (with an L) has a sense of humor. If you're going to impersonate someone, it should be someone more on your own level. I would suggest Britney Spears.
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gonzolove
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Wow, some people really don't have a life.
Also, that's creepy that someone would do that.
Also, that's creepy that someone would do that.
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DameGreyWulf
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Of all people to pose as... lol
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shuttuplily
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Well she confessed.. whats the problem?
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CBR77
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They're both male.
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violentturtle
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He was joking. I would've said the same thing...
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ashuleyy
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Dude, that suckss :D
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Sp1tfire
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lol owned, FYL, your friend must be really annoying
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xoerica9
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LMAO! I love this one!
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twiggly
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aha, oh man. This was hilarious. FYL, that sucks. The last few FML's have been funny FYL's, contrary to the dumb "YDI's" that seem to populate this site.
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ANTONKR
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12th
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x_Leopard_x
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LOL! XD
That sucks.
That sucks.
oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (: