By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 842
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Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

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Well, where else could this happen?

It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...

Dafuq did I just read?

really happy for you n your new relation ship

Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%

Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it

huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old

*condum (bad autocorrect

thanks Kay la bitch

I'm bored... Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her

So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?

she's their territory now.

You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.

Cat* fkin auto fix

It could have been worse, she could have said: "Back in the good ol' days used to be just like you..."

At least she didn't hug you..

Why would you get embarrassed?

No need to be embarrassed. At least you're having safe sex.