Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML
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By
cessily
| 8
Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin
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kiran_fml
| 5
Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.
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shantazat
| 0
What..?
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detroitsucks247
| 3
Ahhhhhhhh, America.
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shantazat
| 0
Well, where else could this happen?
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shantazat
| 0
It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...
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jasmine1259
| 2
Dafuq did I just read?
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Jonkbaby
| 18
really happy for you n your new relation ship
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gojira666
| 7
Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%
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trollfaced
| 2
Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it
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Jonkbaby
| 18
huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old
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Jonkbaby
| 18
*condum (bad autocorrect
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Jonkbaby
| 18
thanks Kay la bitch
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shantazat
| 0
I'm bored...
Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?
Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?
By
cessily
| 8
Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin
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VictoriaSchultz
| 8
She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her
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JulieHope_fml
| 7
So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?
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RaquelW
| 7
she's their territory now.
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f1r3wa11
| 0
You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.
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TruexSniper
| 0
Like a sir.
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kiran_fml
| 5
Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.
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robbilee
| 13
Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.
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robbilee
| 13
Cat* fkin auto fix
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JulieHope_fml
| 7
It could have been worse, she could have said: "Back in the good ol' days used to be just like you..."
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chris36taylor
| 2
What the hell..?
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Caliborn_06
| 11
Classy???
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JessieMongoose
| 11
Sexy*
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iheartstewie7
| 5
At least she didn't hug you..
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Helenarth
| 6
Why would you get embarrassed?
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
No need to be embarrassed. At least you're having safe sex.