FML : Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed...

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Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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You deserved it

By Megannn - / Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:43 / United States

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By cessily | 8

#4380807 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

By kiran_fml | 5

#4380810 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

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By shantazat | 0

#4380804 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:03

What..?

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detroitsucks247 | 3

#4380821 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Ahhhhhhhh, America.

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shantazat | 0

#4380829 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:06

Well, where else could this happen?

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shantazat | 0

#4380836 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:10

It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...

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jasmine1259 | 2

#4380891 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:26

Dafuq did I just read?

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Jonkbaby | 16

#4381209 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:52

really happy for you n your new relation ship

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gojira666 | 7

#4381287 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:04

Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%

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trollfaced | 2

#4381794 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:37

Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it

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Jonkbaby | 16

#4381908 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:32

huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old

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Jonkbaby | 16

#4381915 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:33

*condum (bad autocorrect

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Jonkbaby | 16

#4384094 - Thursday 3 May 2012 1:31

thanks Kay la bitch

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shantazat | 0

#4384296 - Thursday 3 May 2012 1:55

I'm bored...
Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?

By cessily | 8

#4380807 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

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VictoriaSchultz | 8

#4380885 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:23

She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her

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JulieHope_fml | 7

#4380900 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:28

So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?

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RaquelW | 7

#4381160 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:11

she's their territory now.

By f1r3wa11 | 0

#4380809 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.

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TruexSniper | 0

#4381682 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:58

Like a sir.

By kiran_fml | 5

#4380810 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

By robbilee | 13

#4380814 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.

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robbilee | 13

#4380833 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:07

Cat* fkin auto fix

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JulieHope_fml | 7

#4380975 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:43

It could have been worse, she could have said: "Back in the good ol' days used to be just like you..."

By chris36taylor | 2

#4380822 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:06

What the hell..?

By Caliborn_06 | 11

#4380826 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:06

Classy???

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JessieMongoose | 11

#4381955 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:42

Sexy*

By iheartstewie7 | 5

#4380831 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:07

At least she didn't hug you..

By Helenarth | 6

#4380837 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:10

Why would you get embarrassed?

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#4380839 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:11

No need to be embarrassed. At least you're having safe sex.

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