Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom...

By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 646

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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You deserved it 5 449

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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You deserved it 5 527

OK Shaggy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 03:01 - United States - Randolph

Today, I was pumping gas at a gas station. An attractive woman walked by and the guy pumping gas behind me did a whistle/catcall to her. She then looked at me and gave me a disgusted look. I didn't even try to hit on a girl, and still got rejected. FML

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You deserved it 114

By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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You deserved it 15 700

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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You deserved it 46 706

By yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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You deserved it 4 745

By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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You deserved it 305

Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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You deserved it 723

cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

Comments

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:03

What..?

detroitsucks247 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Ahhhhhhhh, America.

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:06

Well, where else could this happen?

shantazat 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:10

It didn't really confuse me, it was just fascinating in a weird way that made my brain fart...

jasmine1259 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:26

Dafuq did I just read?

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:52

really happy for you n your new relation ship

gojira666 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 12:04

Thanks 13. If anyone read the FML and was confused, you helped about 0%

trollfaced 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:37

Condoms are 5$ and diapers are 20, think about it

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:32

huh ur crazy I wuld never put consumer on my 1 year old

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:33

*condum (bad autocorrect

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:31

thanks Kay la bitch

shantazat 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:55

I'm bored... Does anyone here watch the Creatures on YouTube?

cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

VictoriaSchultz 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:23

She gets plenty from her cats considering they piss on her

JulieHope_fml 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:28

So there's a story behind the cat piss smell?

RaquelW 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 10:11

she's their territory now.

f1r3wa11 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

You just need to not care about people seeing you, most people don't care.

TruexSniper 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 13:58

Like a sir.

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

robbilee 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Yep the good old days. Before she bought a wall condom, had sex, got pregnant cause the obvious shittyness of the condom, had a kid and is now a full time car lady.