Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, after my boss asked me to work late on a Friday and I'd agreed, thinking it would show him my dedication to the corporation, I got to the office. I realized after a while that I was the only one there, and the building's security system had locked me in. I spent my Friday night talking to our office goldfish in an empty row of cubicles. FML
Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss told me to "act more professionally." So… I sat in the corner and cried for an hour. FML
Today, after working for 7 hours straight, I sat down for a second to wait for an elevator. My manager told me I wasn't allowed to sit and that I had to get back to work. FML
Today, after working for over a decade at the same place, I was formally written up with two days of leave without pay for refusing to work extra overtime. I've been working over 80 hours a week for four months now and even cancelled some very important plans so I could work every day. FML
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Top comments
IndigoFuckYou 9
Look like you're working harder?
iAmScrubs 19
Start an angry mob protesting your boss with fire and pitchforks.
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Comments (148)
squeaker07 15
Hey the day you're not there at work and he can't handle your job because he's a lousy boss, then you can walk up to him and say, "You don't work hard enough and don't take your job seriously". :) Karma. He'd be probably useless without your hard work.
instnt1nfction 17
I doubt it
TheDeadlyBones 0
sorry man... my boss does the same thing, plus he tries to make me do pornos with him... :/
JustinThunder 8
Well if you do it you might get a raise.
Dennisse_47 17
Well I think if she does the **** with her boss she won't be the only one getting a raise ;)
prince122 0
lol 28 ur pic matches your comment.
skylervondra 0
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iAmScrubs 19
Start an angry mob protesting your boss with fire and pitchforks.
DarkHelmet 10
I like where your head is at but its just a little to 17th Century
dreamering 16
OP is in Bangladesh
instnt1nfction 17
no wonder
instnt1nfction 17
ignore my previous commentation, I was confused and I'm still confused, but it's because I have a problem
Wheredidgrungego 12
Next time, actually work on your what you're assigned. That awful office porno you keep trying to nonchalantly film does not count as productive work.
SugaryTears 0
wow... high expectations boss :p tell him ur only Human .....
Darth_Naru 0
Well what if OP isn't human? Then what?
SugaryTears 0
then he wouldn't be on fml, or have a job..... duh
adhirmphaser 0
next time flash him with your **** and eat his dick
mrahhhhh 21
You should do something about this. Talk to corporate... like a boss!
CitrusGirl 0
Be honest... how much of those 12 hours did you spend on facebook/watching ****?
FreebirdIII 1
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illmatic2 16
And the last hour was spent cleaning up the mess.
DarkHelmet 10
"Accidentally" kick your boss in the balls