Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
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Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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lambda_fml 40
Congratulations!
saIty 17
Talk about an overly obsessed boyfriend. Time to move to Yemen and raise goats.
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rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.
rara_boo 7
YDI tbh. You're leading him on and he's serious about this relationship. If you don't want to marry him, you should have broken up with him the first time you said no.