Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the...

By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML

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Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By oww - 05/09/2015 01:25 - United States - Tekonsha

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

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By potatohead - 01/11/2017 18:00

Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 919

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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You deserved it 85

By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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You deserved it 934

Make it stop

By whatzthehell - 03/06/2009 10:31 - Kuwait

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:38

Just can't win can you OP??

slayertack 19

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:38

Oh I remember being in band in elementary.. It wasn't pretty. Sorry OP.

Comments

awilliams44 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 2:54

time to get healthy dose of those drugs

jackfowler_18 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 3:39

Get some coffee, now

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:20

Sounds like something out of an Extra-Strength Tylonel commercial. :)

rita91 5

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:39

Next time get Mr. Goody's it's on the pain relief aisle in Walgreens or Walmart, taste like straight aspirin but it kills it quick

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 5:48

Any fatalities? :)

outoftown 26

Friday 31 January 2014 4:29

I laughed WAY harder than I should've at this! Migraines can take you to that dark place, at times.

misspageantgirl 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:03

I can defiantly say I've had one of these days.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 30 January 2014 9:17

Why would you say that in a resisting way? You could just go along with it...

worthlessACfan 11

Thursday 30 January 2014 7:55

cute idea from your boss (;

AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Thursday 30 January 2014 17:45

Aww I feel you, OP. The other night I was battling a migraine that wouldn't let me sleep. I started about 11 at night and hung around until 10 the next morning.