Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
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Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Just can't win can you OP??
slayertack 19
Oh I remember being in band in elementary.. It wasn't pretty. Sorry OP.
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Comments (57)
awilliams44 9
time to get healthy dose of those drugs
jackfowler_18 4
Get some coffee, now
sanecatlady 13
Sounds like something out of an Extra-Strength Tylonel commercial. :)
rita91 5
Next time get Mr. Goody's it's on the pain relief aisle in Walgreens or Walmart, taste like straight aspirin but it kills it quick
DarthVader77 9
Any fatalities? :)
outoftown 27
I laughed WAY harder than I should've at this! Migraines can take you to that dark place, at times.
misspageantgirl 4
I can defiantly say I've had one of these days.
Shade1982 21
Why would you say that in a resisting way? You could just go along with it...
worthlessACfan 11
cute idea from your boss (;
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Aww I feel you, OP. The other night I was battling a migraine that wouldn't let me sleep. I started about 11 at night and hung around until 10 the next morning.
lvg_fml 10
2 extra strength Advil and 2 ex str Tylenol. Sometimes works better combined for bad pain
mattyiscool123 26
Everything happens when you don't want it to.