17 - But, she didn't get fired...

The kid did.

Whats it got to do with the co-worker, and why would they go to HR? And how many restaurants have a HR department, anyway?

#46 We've actually got a running joke that the accountant is HR for the kitchen where I work lol I'm not taking #17's comment too seriously but the owners or general manager would handle any HR related problems in a restaurant.

So if a waiter/waitress sneezed in your child's face you'd just be okay with it?

No, but I wouldn't demand that they be fired. That's overkill.

The FML never said the father demanded OP to be "fired". The boss just did it to calm him down.

I mean I personally would've thought it was hilarious if it were my kid. of course if clean him up immediately, but I would die of laughter whilst doing so.

#93- You'd think it'd be hilarious for a sick person to sneeze in your childs face and get their snot all over? My only tip is to wear protection.

Please stop with the "_____ situation" comments. The joke is older than my great great grandmother.

#59 really nose what he is talking about. It snot funny anymore.