FML : Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot....

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 November 2015 13:37 / United States - Palmer

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By 2C0OL4SCH0OL | 17

#6470553 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:20

It's your boss's fault for forcing you. I guess he regretted his decision but hey at least he didn't fire you for reals, well I hope you get well soon

By johnjkl | 22

#6470551 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:18

Hope you get better op

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By johnjkl | 22

#6470551 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:18

Hope you get better op

By 2C0OL4SCH0OL | 17

#6470553 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:20

It's your boss's fault for forcing you. I guess he regretted his decision but hey at least he didn't fire you for reals, well I hope you get well soon

ThatHorse | 15

#6470604 - Thursday 26 November 2015 1:01

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Lalala579121 | 27

#6470636 - Thursday 26 November 2015 1:57

17 - But, she didn't get fired...

Fmelikeuhateme | 24

#6470645 - Thursday 26 November 2015 2:11

The kid did.

Utetopia2014 | 18

#6470747 - Thursday 26 November 2015 4:33

Whats it got to do with the co-worker, and why would they go to HR? And how many restaurants have a HR department, anyway?

rnarshmallow | 21

#6470858 - Thursday 26 November 2015 8:22

#46 We've actually got a running joke that the accountant is HR for the kitchen where I work lol I'm not taking #17's comment too seriously but the owners or general manager would handle any HR related problems in a restaurant.

By MzZombicidal | 36

#6470557 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:22

I'm very glad you didn't get fired but it's so upsetting to hear that you were there for that to happen anyways.

By arano | 29

#6470558 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:23

You should've pretended to get really pissed off and stormed out.

By dyoy_87 | 21

#6470563 - Thursday 26 November 2015 0:25

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Lalala579121 | 27

#6470637 - Thursday 26 November 2015 1:58

So if a waiter/waitress sneezed in your child's face you'd just be okay with it?

klutz44 | 28

#6470657 - Thursday 26 November 2015 2:23

No, but I wouldn't demand that they be fired. That's overkill.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6470676 - Thursday 26 November 2015 2:47

The FML never said the father demanded OP to be "fired". The boss just did it to calm him down.

ElffChikk | 6

#6472404 - Saturday 28 November 2015 9:14

I mean I personally would've thought it was hilarious if it were my kid. of course if clean him up immediately, but I would die of laughter whilst doing so.