Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Just can't win can you OP??
slayertack 19
Oh I remember being in band in elementary.. It wasn't pretty. Sorry OP.
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Comments (57)
Wizardo 34
Use your break to take some painkillers.
badluckalex 23
invest in earmuffs!
Crazynocatlady 22
Eventually the pain will drive you to madness. Use that madness to show off your killer moves.
weveallbeenthere 30
cool, did they sound good.
Wizardo 34
Actually this is scientifically backed up, a banana milkshake is the perfect cure for a hangover so there's that if not painkillers.
maggiefox 25
Your life really does suck :/ sorry OP
telli164 30
Today's just one of those days op. Have some panadol and get some work done
olpally 33
Double kill. Ouch :/
FuKcMee 32
look on bright side, you didnt get there to find out you lost your job then having to brave the cold walk back home!
False_Stupidity 42
I knew there had to be a bright side in this. Thanks for finding it
worldclassrager 41
Well that day didn't pan out well...I sure hope tomorrow goes better...