Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 823
You deserved it 127

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This bad back could be the godsend that keeps on giving. Not only does it allow you to stay home and heal properly, you can fling it in your boss's face everytime he refuses you (or your coworkers) sick leave.

Your boss may be a dipshit, but I can’t blame them for this. Blowing out your back sneezing is just plain bad luck, not thusly of any one person.

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Your boss may be a dipshit, but I can’t blame them for this. Blowing out your back sneezing is just plain bad luck, not thusly of any one person.

This bad back could be the godsend that keeps on giving. Not only does it allow you to stay home and heal properly, you can fling it in your boss's face everytime he refuses you (or your coworkers) sick leave.