Intimacy: Heart = Broken

Heart = Broken

By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML

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You deserved it 1 087

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 499

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 435

You deserved it 9 665

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 234

You deserved it 10 815

Pussy power

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 136

You deserved it 8 148

Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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You deserved it 510

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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You deserved it 16 120

By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 344

manb91uk 22

Sunday 21 January 2018 16:54

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:44

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 20 January 2018 10:32

Pix or it didn't happen! lol

manb91uk 22

Sunday 21 January 2018 16:54

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

Arashikage 18

Sunday 28 January 2018 4:33

911 I like to report a murder

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:31

“When you’re a star, they’ll let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the Donald Trump...”

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:44

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 29 January 2018 17:58

For Valentine's Day of course

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 31 January 2018 9:12

...it's January. It would grow out again by the time Valentine's Day came.

Aj Castelletto 11

Saturday 27 January 2018 20:05

awe hunny I'm so so sorry lmao

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 27 January 2018 20:35

Isn't landing strip rectangular? I can't picture what a heart shaped rectangle is suppose to look like.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 27 January 2018 22:10

He is what he grabs.

Thundernutz 15

Saturday 27 January 2018 23:38

Rofl and oh shit; **** your life indeed; that is possibly one of the sickest BURNS yet this yea lol.

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:17

Blond pubes, + a bad spray tan = Donald Trump Vag.

noellebelle626 19

Tuesday 30 January 2018 7:00

mood....gone. lol

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Heart = Broken

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