Heart = Broken

By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 273
You deserved it 1 056

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He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a cunt..,

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

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Pix or it didn't happen! lol

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a cunt..,

911 I like to report a murder

“When you’re a star, they’ll let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the Donald Trump...”

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

For Valentine's Day of course

...it's January. It would grow out again by the time Valentine's Day came.

awe hunny I'm so so sorry lmao

Isn't landing strip rectangular? I can't picture what a heart shaped rectangle is suppose to look like.

He is what he grabs.

Rofl and oh shit; fuck your life indeed; that is possibly one of the sickest BURNS yet this yea lol.

Blond pubes, + a bad spray tan = Donald Trump Vag.

mood....gone. lol