Heart = Broken

By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00

Spicy
Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 332
You deserved it 1 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

manb91uk 22

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

Comments

manb91uk 22

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

“When you’re a star, they’ll let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the Donald Trump...”

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

Shadowvoid 33

For Valentine's Day of course

...it's January. It would grow out again by the time Valentine's Day came.

Lobby_Bee 17

Isn't landing strip rectangular? I can't picture what a heart shaped rectangle is suppose to look like.

Rofl and oh shit; **** your life indeed; that is possibly one of the sickest BURNS yet this yea lol.

Blond pubes, + a bad spray tan = Donald Trump Vag.