Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Boundaries, dude!
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9
is she still married to your dad?
brutal_banger 10
and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
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Comments (101)
Sekococo 0
perdix your comments turn me on Wtf O.o
perdix 31
I'm glad you like them. I'm aiming to make you laugh, but if they turn you on -- bonus! ;)
samantha_durano 6
that's great.
nickyj 0
at least it wasn't in YOUR bedroom and bed!
uhohuscrewedup 0
hahahahahahahah! did u let them finish?
mongeealx 0
sounds like mom gets it better and more often then you. dont be an old hag. take notes from mom and go get some!
bfffness 0
three way?
moneypenny_fml 0
@31 how many people recognize the sound of their mom being ******?
x_t_i_n_c_t 0
Argggh!!!! She is a bitch man ... do something
Trixies100 0
she's a **** that is ur house you tell her to get out put ur foot up
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Yuck. Yuck. FYL. Seek retribution!