By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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brutal_banger 10

and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

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iamghostbad 0

lawl. I woulda played "let's get it on" really loud through the house and watch for a naked guy running out xD

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sks4613 1

dude don't lie you laid there and rubbed one out..... then when you realize it was your mom you ran straight for the John to do it again.

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perdix 29

Now this dude knows where you live in case Mom is unavailable the next time he is horny. Sleep tight!

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Newbie21 1

your mom is a disrespectful *****

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ledamonsterbunny 0

that's ****** nasty. :

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Serec 0

She thought you were out of town while he was going to town! (lame joke)

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hjrn 0

sorry your mom is a ***** must suck for you.

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KurouTenshi 0

you should stress if your mom is still married or not, either way she must be a MILF so if she's single I'll have my pen and paper ready for them digits! ;)

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