Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9
is she still married to your dad?
brutal_banger 10
and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
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Comments (101)
wes420eve6 0
why does your mom have a key to your place?
TheBlindYoYo 0
you should **** someone in her room.
nicoleanddrake 0
haha if she's married to your dad that'd be really ****** up.
niswisk 3
i would csll the cops on her. never give parents a key to ur place!
sharksfan48 13
Why do these fmls always consist of ****** up family's? I mean who in the right min would do that, even if that person is out of own?
RustlingSoul 26
My Ears!
kayteel2 6
At least she kept it out of your room
Solano2580 24
Kick her out, demand the key back, and to call next time she wants to visit for familial reasons