Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9
is she still married to your dad?
brutal_banger 10
and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
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Comments (101)
XxpootieXx 0
that's gronchy
choejunshik 0
that's very disturbing.. feel bad 4 ya OP
violinman78 0
yummy
iknowthatguy 0
Insert barrel into mouth,firmly pull trigger. whose mouth you put it into is up to you, but I'm sure it will work out.
Jrook 0
sure mine get deleted within minutes, but not his
Sirin_fml 47
If you have a complaint about the moderators not being omniscient, feel free to file a bug report with the webmaster through the appropriate channels. I sure could use that upgrade.
XxpootieXx 0
" iknowthatguy" WTF is wrong with you!?
Fingers0689 0
at least she didn't try to use your room
boopityboppity 11
Did you not ask, "Who's there?" And did you not recognize your own mother's voice? Seems to me that this would (and should) have been easily preventable. I don't know all the possible situations, though, so I'll refrain from saying YDI.
BosatKhanjar101 0
all u guys who say Milf are pigsssssss
perdix 31
She figured if she cleans your sheets anyways, she might as well dirty them up. I sure hope you didn't stick around your room and ********** to the sounds of your mom getting her pussy pounded.
PsychoMerk 0
I'm hoping she ain't married 0_o