By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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ColbyGB 13

Like mother, like daughter

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firechicky 12

look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.

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samreimer 7

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miketopgunmike1 25

You might want to re-read that... It wasn't op's boyfriend it was her mom's

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MrSassypants 33

#14 So was your comment, mine, his comment, her comment, that guy's comment, and those people's comment. A comment doesn't really have any significant value so it can't really be a waste. Then again, I might just be acting like a **** again.... then again, I do like acting like a ****...

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Dusty_Busters 15

#16 yea we can tell, #1 just didn't make sense

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mixinitup 12

Your sense of humor is just...amazing.

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Ambiguous404 6

I knew as soon as I read the FML that someone was going to misread it! It happens atleast once on every FML involving 2 boyfriends, 2 husbands, a pair of sisters and one of their husbands etc.

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Ambiguous404 6

I knew as soon as I read the FML that someone was going to misread it! It happens atleast once on every FML involving 2 boyfriends, 2 husbands, a pair of sisters and one of their husbands etc.

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MrSassypants 33

Like, meteors could have crashed into your house OP. Never forget about meteors.

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yanksby7 6

I'm not sure what sending dirty texts to your boyfriend has to do with hearing your mom have sex.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Uhhh..... it killed her mood, maybe? Just maybe? I hope you and #13 don't plan on breeding any time soon.

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yanksby7 6

That wasn't made clear though. It sounded more like she just wanted to say she had a boyfriend than it was a mood killer. Hearing your mom get it on is FML enough. If she had wanted to, she could have easily said: "Today while sending dirty texts to my bf, I realized I was hearing my mom having sex with hers. Mood. Killed. FML"

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untouchable763 10

Never gonna forget that I'm sorry OP.

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firechicky 12

look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.

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MrSassypants 33

Who doesn't want those type of bragging rights?

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ColbyGB 13

Like mother, like daughter

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hannahsnyder69 16

My thoughts exactly. Now OP just has to have her boyfriend over and give her mom a taste of her own medicine. ;p

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SmittyJA24 26

The surest way to ruin a moment: think about your parent(s) *******.

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