Failure2017
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Degrading
Today, my husband referred to me as his “favorite meat sock” in front of our son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual ASMR
Today, my husband woke me up by whispering, "Can I roast my meat rod in your fudge oven?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hey good lookin'
Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Who are you?
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
thankzbabe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
ihmmil
🌶️ Spicy
Belly Finger
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
Anonymous
Oundle, United Kingdom
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
Top comments
ezrajab 22
Yea sounds like it’s time to have a talk with him about what’s appropriate in front of your kid and what stays behind closed doors! FYL op
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you’re not his second favorite meat sock. Glass half full!
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Comments (23)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you’re not his second favorite meat sock. Glass half full!
Reagan Seidel 4
You know, I somehow doubt that that’s very comforting.
azouwa 26
ha ha ha ha
ezrajab 22
Yea sounds like it’s time to have a talk with him about what’s appropriate in front of your kid and what stays behind closed doors! FYL op
DragonMaiden7 15
I’d start referring to him as “Ex husband number One”
Arashikage 18
Jesus Christ if that's something you'd get a divorce over you should just lock yourself in a room
DragonMaiden7 15
It’s a joke. Chill out a little Miss Frizzle.
Thundernutz 15
Well the proof is in the pudding as the saying goes... Looking at nickname it uses one can surmise that perhaps it doesn't take things lightly lol
MissMacabre69 13
What a charming term of endearment! Sounds like a keeper and also, does he have others that are not his "favourite"??
Lalala579121 28
Like, I dunno, maybe literal socks...?
19mackay92ally 4
he could've been implying she was the best "meat sock" from the other sexual encounters he had in the past either way disrespectful and wouldn't be funny if the kid repeated it to other people
sweetbliss3 37
that's hilarious. I would have laughed so hard. too funny!
boopingsnoot 25
When he gets home from work, ask him, "how was my little cocktail weiner's day today?"
KittyMack 13
That's not the same as simply talking dirty ( like "I wanna bend you over!") because it's disrespectful too. He's teaching the kid vile terms he hopefully will never say unlike ordinary sex terms which he will naturally use when he's older. He's showing the kid his mother disrespected, which always hurts. And he's modeling an unhealthy way to relate to sex partners. It's not just tacky. It's shit parenting. And shit spousing.
Lalala579121 28
Some people find that sort of thing funny. It is not "shit spousing" just because you don't. Maybe he shouldn't have said it in front of the child, but I highly doubt the child will pick it up unless he says it often, and will probably forget about it by the time they are at the age that they would understand it as a sex term.
KittyMack 13
But wait, did he maybe say it in the context of sock puppet characters being on the TV? Maybe he didn't mean it as sexual harassment but more like "You are fun like these puppet people I have on my mind"? I sure hope it was something like that!
manb91uk 22
Just refer to him as your least satisfying *****, he’ll soon shut the **** up!
piinksock 17
This really depends on the type of relationship you have and the age of your son. I have teenagers and wouldn't be bothered. It is healthy for kids to see parents joking and being comfortable together.