FML Approved, Video #4 - FML

FML Approved, Video #4

By Louis - 20/03/2017 21:30 - France - Le Mans

Always leave a tip, otherwise your plans might fall through.

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Thor1012 28

Monday 20 March 2017 23:52

Is this a blatant rip off of Only Fools and Horses? ?

Angreal 14

Wednesday 22 March 2017 0:13

"Always leave a tip" No, only if it's earned through actually providing me with decent service

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Thor1012 28

Monday 20 March 2017 23:52

Is this a blatant rip off of Only Fools and Horses? ?

Angreal 14

Wednesday 22 March 2017 0:13

"Always leave a tip" No, only if it's earned through actually providing me with decent service

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