davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Top comments
Grimmerie 31
The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?
HonestTruth 5
You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.
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Comments (156)
badbadman187 1
What good is mining nose gold if you cannot share it with the townspeople?
GotBrains 0
Still a better love story than Twilight.
katcot99 11
Honestly, not quite.
GotBrains 0
Or a Chinese burn perhaps?
perdix 31
Who's booger was it? Hers, yours, that other dude's?
llamafish 25
Careful OP, she's a gold-digger.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
******* dump her
superswagbro 7
Not just dump her, ******* dump her.
kriegs444 5
Dafuq
chels1994 11
That's repulsing.
fiona_purple 3
Repulsing?...
mellowmo0d88 8
Repulsive.
DocBastard 40
Wait, guys want to come on girls' faces because it's hot (semen is partially mucus), but if a girl wants to put mucus on a guy's face, she's disgusting? Fascinating.
kkjkidonthate 4
Do you mean cum by any chance?
kkjkidonthate 4
(you said come on also pretend this is part of my last comment.)
DocBastard 40
Kkjkid - You may spell it that way if you wish. I prefer to spell it properly.
llamafish 25
Because apparently it's more disgusting when it comes from a nose than when it comes from a penis...
kkjkidonthate 4
No I mean cum as in semen on her face.
Jaoriprilj 17
It's disgusting because he woke up to her putting it on his lip. If a guy did the same using semen, he'd be labeled a rapist or something.
tvhsprodigy 3
That's hot ;)