Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
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ahabsfan
| 14
Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.
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zalittleman
| 11
She didnt share? How rude!
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zalittleman
| 11
She didnt share? How rude!
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
Of course she didn't share. She's a gold digger.
If I were OP I'd "holla we want pre-nup".
If I were OP I'd "holla we want pre-nup".
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jojimugo
| 20
#12 huh??
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SarahSehhati
| 40
but in a way she does share when she kisses him :)
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nix1993
| 41
#28 You know how when kids are like aggressively picking their nose, people sometimes say 'are you digging for gold?' (or sometimes 'treasure') I think #12 was trying to make a joke about that.
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foxwasalamb
| 24
12 is also referencing the song "gold digger" i got it #12
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Turtle_Man
| 21
#12, I think they call it 'pop music'
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dumpless
| 13
Oh that's nasty *cleavland voice*
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LexiDaBae
| 17
"Ya nasty." *Raven Symone Voice*
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barbsillvy
| 10
I also saw my soon to be ex husband eating his booger, I think he forgot I was in the car with him...it was not very easy to kiss him after that... Yuck!
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ahabsfan
| 14
Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.
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Nexpecto
| 28
Takes "snowballing" to a whole new level. Frogger anyone?
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Kooppliii
| 8
It could be way worse, like the first time I read it and thought it said booner instead of booger...
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RollingCakes
| 21
Brain bleach is always nice
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KaneHunter
| 22
I know I'll need it after reading this FML (no offense to OP)
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supertacowaffle
| 41
What was her reaction when you saw?
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CoGhostRider
| 31
She probably just kept chewing since he moved two states over found a new job and never called her again.
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CoGhostRider
| 31
At least, that's what I would have done.
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15Erik
| 21
It's not that easy to move two states over in the UK....
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devildog562
| 33
That really sucks you were locked outside. Oh and that you kiss a booger with a girl behind it .
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daneyboy
| 11
Why didn't you knock?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
"as I was about to knock"
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sweetbliss3
| 37
extra protein, what's the problem? *gags*
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devildog562
| 33
I mean I know eating boogers builds immunity up, but so does a good diet and exercise.
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giantsfan2010
| 23
Digging a huge booger I can understand, but eating it?? That's nasty!!
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mu89
| 4
I will start off saying that I am not condoning what she did, but... There have been studies on the matter that show ingesting your own mucus can help boost your immune system.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
There are plenty of ways to boost your immune system than eating your own mucus. I'm sure that's true, but it's one thing I'll never do. Talk about disgusting!
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Dekat121
| 24
#69 is completely correct, also mucus from your nose is exactly the same as the mucus in your mouth, just dried up from all the air. also just for more gross factor, mucus from your nose is going down your throat of every second of every day.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
I ain't saying she's a gold digger.