Of course she didn't share. She's a gold digger. If I were OP I'd "holla we want pre-nup".

#12 huh??

but in a way she does share when she kisses him :)

#28 You know how when kids are like aggressively picking their nose, people sometimes say 'are you digging for gold?' (or sometimes 'treasure') I think #12 was trying to make a joke about that.

12 is also referencing the song "gold digger" i got it #12

#12, I think they call it 'pop music'

"Ya nasty." *Raven Symone Voice*

I also saw my soon to be ex husband eating his booger, I think he forgot I was in the car with him...it was not very easy to kiss him after that... Yuck!

Takes "snowballing" to a whole new level. Frogger anyone?

It could be way worse, like the first time I read it and thought it said booner instead of booger...

I know I'll need it after reading this FML (no offense to OP)

She probably just kept chewing since he moved two states over found a new job and never called her again.

At least, that's what I would have done.

It's not that easy to move two states over in the UK....

"as I was about to knock"

I mean I know eating boogers builds immunity up, but so does a good diet and exercise.

I will start off saying that I am not condoning what she did, but... There have been studies on the matter that show ingesting your own mucus can help boost your immune system.

There are plenty of ways to boost your immune system than eating your own mucus. I'm sure that's true, but it's one thing I'll never do. Talk about disgusting!

#69 is completely correct, also mucus from your nose is exactly the same as the mucus in your mouth, just dried up from all the air. also just for more gross factor, mucus from your nose is going down your throat of every second of every day.