Outdoorsy romance

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 17:00

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
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2deployments1divorce 10

Where in the world is a pub open?

Don't take "today" too litterally. All FML's must start with "today" even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.

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That's kind of what Tinder is designed for. Is the FML that he didn't have a love-glove or that he didn't ravish you on his yacht?

2deployments1divorce 10

Where in the world is a pub open?

crazy_joe 15

Exactly my thought

Don't take "today" too litterally. All FML's must start with "today" even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.

2deployments1divorce 10

Sweden is the answer though.

Question, did you CONSENT to any sex, bareback or not?

OP, so you're saying that your Tinder date had really bad "bedroom" technique??? Gee, that's too bad. :-( Maybe he just needs more practice - or perhaps said lighthouse was too phallically intimidating for him to perform as intended, no? --Added the apparently necessary: [/S - is for sarcasm; sheesh!]

tounces7 27

First time using Tinder?

WistayShlaio82 13

Where in the world is there a pub still open

Iran, Russia, and lots of other (totalitarian-run) countries where supposedly there is no coronavirus (per their gov't-owned media outlets)....

Kelsey Johnson 9

so much for social distancing

julfunky 29

I thought that was what Tinder was for. It’s not a hookup thing?

what else do you expect from a dating app.