Outdoorsy romance

That's kind of what Tinder is designed for.

Is the FML that he didn't have a love-glove or that he didn't ravish you on his yacht?

Where in the world is a pub open?

Exactly my thought

Don't take "today" too litterally. All FML's must start with "today" even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.

Question, did you CONSENT to any sex, bareback or not?

booboo you suck

OP, so you're saying that your Tinder date had really bad "bedroom" technique??? Gee, that's too bad. :-( Maybe he just needs more practice - or perhaps said lighthouse was too phallically intimidating for him to perform as intended, no?
--Added the apparently necessary: [/S - is for sarcasm; sheesh!]

First time using Tinder?

Where in the world is there a pub still open

Iran, Russia, and lots of other (totalitarian-run) countries where supposedly there is no coronavirus (per their gov't-owned media outlets)....

so much for social distancing

I thought that was what Tinder was for. It’s not a hookup thing?

what else do you expect from a dating app.