davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Ewwwwwww
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Top comments
Grimmerie 31
The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?
HonestTruth 5
You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.
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Comments (156)
beastroish 0
That is soooo disgusting and a turn OFF
DaniAngel 7
Nasty! No one deserves that.
ranamile 0
I enjoy how this is in the love catagorie.
darkmage4 0
i can relate..... -.-
A7x4REVer 3
Watch out OP, she's a gold digger
LadyJoker21 0
U should have hit the bitch in th face nasty Ass!!
tt7703ok 3
owo ehhhh that's wrong yea u -_- eating some1 else's boogers thinking bout it makes me sick
acsaylor 6
I wonder what else she's done to you while you're sleeping....
Eliannas_Mama 0
Lol. Wtf!!
Yt2 4
Eeeeewwww!!!!! Grossssss!! Break up! ASAP