Is this a joke? - FML

Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02

Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 20 August 2020 0:31

Looks like she wants to make sure she kills you. With divorce, she just gets half of your shit. As a widow, she gets it all!

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Thursday 20 August 2020 0:22

OP, either your wife took that as a challenge and decided to call your bluff or she has given you the answer about the future of your marriage. You have a few choices, none are great: (1) Divorce (2) Allergy medication and knowing she has emasculated you (3) Marriage counseling If you do not have children count your blessings and divorce her.

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silverscrescent 12

Wednesday 19 August 2020 23:04

Time to get a dog!

genuinegoodguy 9

Wednesday 19 August 2020 23:45

You lucky man. Just ditch her.

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Thursday 20 August 2020 0:22

OP, either your wife took that as a challenge and decided to call your bluff or she has given you the answer about the future of your marriage. You have a few choices, none are great: (1) Divorce (2) Allergy medication and knowing she has emasculated you (3) Marriage counseling If you do not have children count your blessings and divorce her.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 20 August 2020 0:31

Looks like she wants to make sure she kills you. With divorce, she just gets half of your shit. As a widow, she gets it all!

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 20 August 2020 4:18

Sounds like you’re getting divorced right meow!

Charlie Given 25

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Thursday 20 August 2020 4:29

This is considered spousal abuse, because she is knowingly putting you in a dangerous situation I think you got your answer, leave

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