By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 626
You deserved it 2 241

Same thing different taste

Top comments

chick92282 15

That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.


chick92282 15

That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.

Thats ****** up... You didnt tell him off??

This is a great act of treason for my people. OP's great grandfather must pay for desecrating one of us.

Now you don't want to keep great grandpa away from his good friends Jim, Jack, and Morgan!

I don't usually drink beer... But when I do, I get shitfaced and pee on cats. Stay thirsty my friends.

He was just rehearsing his upcoming role as R-Kelly in the local play.

17 It's a cat. But it's a fox. But it's a cat. But it's a fox!

#1. FY Cat's life for getting turned into a hairy toilet #2. FY Grandfather's life for having nothing better to do with his morning than get wasted and piss on your cat because more than likely it's the only way he can get any attention. #3. Demonkey....I hope your kids toss your ass into a nursing home and leave you there to rot #4. Try spending some time with him OP...old people have the sweetest stories and are actually pretty cool if you put the effort in. I would give anything for another day with my should be thankful you still have yours...dick

Train him to run away when someone's wing wang flops out! That would be some weird training exercises...

darf1023 3

Don't hide the cat. Cats hold grudges. Wait for him to go and do it and the cat....well..... spaying him.

Did the cat just sit there and take it? That's a bad sign. Stop letting R.Kelly babysit your cat.

Today, after having a beer or two, I decided to play "the yellow water fountain" with my great granddaughters cat. My granddaughter immediately freaked out and yelled something at me about being intoxicated. This is the second time this has happened and I have to live with this bitch for the next six weeks. FML

GrahamWilliams 0

Did you really? Need to have two separate questions?

5 was going for: "Is he his head?" Either one works.

No really because the second statement isn't a complete sentence.

Well, we know what he's saying, don't we? It could have been worse; he could have misspelled 'head'.

Think of the positive! Your great grandfather is still around(: I never got to meet mine

hockeyoceancity 13

I don't see the negative. Great grandfather is alive and is still laughing! The cat obviously liked it, the cat sat there, so triple win; Great grandfather is loving life, cat is happy, and OP has a great grandfather alive!

I heard cats go batshit crazy when you just pee in their litterbox, so this may not end well.

klovemachine 24

Go pee on him and see how he likes that :)

How respectful to pee on your great grand father. Seriously what is wrong with you?

That cat is still happy about it... For some awkward reason.

Yeah man. 9 was definitely being serious there. That is soooo disrespectful 9! How dare you?!

whatsup215 0

I think the next six weeks will be the best six weeks of your life !!