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By robbed - / Thursday 3 September 2009 19:09 / United States
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  glitchead  |  0

Either he/she is a klepto (sp?) or the OP has an imaginary friend and likes hitting himself and throwing his stuff around and blaming it on Bob the postman or whatever.. or someone is lying

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  Dutchie2010  |  0

I think it sounds like a burglar that had to improvise. Because the OP was coming in he just decided to sit on the couch and pretend to be the mom's friend. That was pretty smart actually. But yeah, FYL

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  kppadgett  |  0

I would have said 'go to www.gunsamerica.com and get yourself a colt 1911 .45 or something' then I saw you live in a commie state. wouldn't happen to me because I have a sign in my front yard warning that I carry all the time. you should still fill out your commie registration papers for the gun though.... here in ky we don't register at all.

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sounds like the robber stole OP's common sense along with the brain. If I even so much hear a sound when I'm home alone or if my parents are gone I grab a knife or the closest thing to me (which is usually my umbrella) and my phone and go investigate. OP=DUMBASS

By  katsoplat  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Illumi113  |  0

You know what's REALLY funny about this comment? If you hadn't used all those exclamation points, you might have submitted the comment in time to actually be first. You can't even accomplish your stupid pseudo-achievement because of the same bragging mindset that makes you want to do it. This bullshit is as childish as racing to push the button on an elevator. The fact that you are spending valuable time constantly clicking refresh hoping for an opportunity to be first the first reply to an FML post indicates that you are not going anywhere, and people should not be using their precious resources keeping you alive. About the OP, I think this is a lie. This was clearly a burglar, not really a friend of his mother. I doubt a burglar would be wasting time resting on the couch when an occupant of the house, the OP for example, could come in at any moment. It would be more believable if you claimed that he was rummaging through some drawers, or even just appeared to be looking for something around the room. Also, you list your car keys among the things he stole. If a man had actually stolen your car keys, it's almost certain he wouldn't have bothered unless he was going to steal your car too. If he had stolen your car, I doubt you would be worried about him stealing your car keys as much as you would be about your car, and you would say he stole your car, not your keys. This is a lie. I'm sick and tired of explaining why you dumbass liars are ruining this site. Go fuck yourself.

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  GamerChik  |  2

lllumi113 1st of all that was to long of a comment and 2nd of all get a life ur sayin that that person was goin nowhere when your over here writing long ass comments i mean seriosly

By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

Hahahahaha, clever asshole If this is real, you have a description of him, the cops can trace your phone, find your car, and they can get him if he tries to use your credit card.

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  redbluegreen  |  40

Oh snap. All we need now is a series of crimes caused by FML members just so our victims can post here and we have something to laugh at. Wait. I actually don't see anything wrong with this.

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  plexico  |  3

He told you to join him on the couch?!?!? Didn't that sound a little inappropriate? It must be awkward to think that this dude used your money and your car to pork your mom. BTW, look up the term Donkey Punch before you use it incorrectly. It doesn't mean what you might think.

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