Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
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Top comments
mewzik 0
well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run
allmidnighteyes 11
******* douchebag... FYL to the extreme
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Comments (88)
sacred_remnant 0
FYL for sure. But think of it this way, this time next month, he won't have any keys. Can anyone say "revoked"?
div01 2
fail car alarm.
noshitsherlock 0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/443992486_239b2a72b6.jpg it's possible. This happened to my friend and the man left his contact/insurance info.
alin_fml 0
Are we in court or something? Is this a recorded statement for an official hearing? No. Stop freaking out because you think an FML might be fake. It's funny. That's the point.
GigiEtTu 0
wth? 'oh no i have no paper what should I write my insurance info on? I kno! the undamaged side of the car!' what an idiot
Doogragoo 0
First of all, with damage like that, you're car's probably totaled. Second of all, even if it isn't totaled, you can add vandalism to the list of charges to press on him.
cerious22 0
this is so fake. the drunk keyed his insurance info? give me a break
kisseshugsdrugs 5
no creativity points? come onnnnnn.
cmac86 24
nicely written. added to favorites.
GhettoToaster 0
haha this made me laugh