By Uriyahu - 20/09/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 129
You deserved it 3 238

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perdix 29

I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.


#1 is totally right xD

ladies_man217 0

damn it I really wanna say something clever to this fml, but can't think of anything :/

well luckily no one was hurt. who knows what or who he could have hurt if he hit those other smalll children or something );

Just be thankful that everyone is O.K. Houses can be repaired when broken. If someone dies, you can't fix them.

zp5 4

looks like he's going to jail.

why, do you hate your neighbors?

I have a moat, bears, and auto-turrets surrounding my house. You should look into those, OP, you whining retard.

degrassilovur 0

:( that suckksss

Hey, what's wrong with a drunk driver missing 2 houses and turning into yours? He's drunk, for pete's sake!

you cant really blame him that even in his drunk state it was YOUR house he crashed into(: you musta been one helluva bitch for him to remember you haha

You deserve it for owning a house vulnerable to drunk drivers.

what u said makes no sense first of all im pretty sure its not the ops fault for luving in a crummy neighborhood y cuz mayb the op needed a house a cheap house and this the one he picked and im pretty sure a drunk guy can drive his car anywhere not just in crummy neighborhood

the driver didnt druve through two house he drove around them him u were actuallu read this and not just ttying to pik put every wrong thing in this fml im sure the op is sorry for not getting hurt i guess the op did deserve it if the op didnt gey hurt i mean whats the point if theese fmls if no one gets hurt (sarcasam)

MrCalves 1

OP deserves it for wishing this upon the neighbors

LMAO, 

(crashhh)   ========= 

geez... aren't you lucky?

the_flirtt 0

ya that's just bad luck.

someone crashed into my house too! LOL not as bad as you though ):

KingDingALing 9

91- What you said doesn't make any sense...spell correctly and check your grammar.

xlostwithoutu 0

So it would have been perfectly ok for them to hit anyone elses house? Yeah, I realize it sucks. but it doesn't mean it would have been any better if it had hit your neighbors house rather than yours.

KiddNYC1O 20

87 and 91 makes me want to drink and drive...

bigblue95 0

how wld the other two houses be a barrier. house are on either side of the road and if he was drunk he cld lose control at any time turning in to ur house. unless u live in a complex?

Lol, i guess nobody died in the living room?

83 should reread the fml xD

schwancy 2

There's no "should" in drunk driving.... and there's no crying in baseball.

kool aid man can drive now? when did this happen? D:

ahhh drunk people.

he missed the houses before yours because he's drunk and when your drunk you can do anything!

# 141 You just made my day.

Haileyw15 0

Ugh drunk driving..

killerviral 0

giblets dtop piling on the first comment fml tryied to fix that by making them openable take a hint

emmyers 0

pfff. win.

bradenkeiser 0

I think it's fake

I agree, except there is crying in baseball when a fastball tips off of your bat, flies straight into your knee and proceeds to roll 3/4 of the way down the third baseline. That hurt like a bitch.

This FML reminds me of all the Kool-aid commercials, where he crashes through your living room wall yelling, "OH YA".

well that sucks

bravesfan112233 0

could be worse

turtlemansam 6

Don't all FMLs suck!?!

YDI for not living in a gated community.

KiddNYC1O 20

that sign in your pic is epic win, #2

kristianakills 0

as long as you're ohkay, everything's alright:)

hahaha speed limit enforced by sniperi love it!!!!!

ladies_man217 0


Omg I live your pic.

that sux OP but think about the insurance money!!

Tasanasanta 0

Unless they are uninsured

And then you just get everything they own.

which may not be much... hey they had to get drunk for a reason

what if insurance doesn't cover damages


#130, it wouldn't be called would be called a piece if paper you pay for every year..... o.•*•.o

kenjiisown 1

That sounds awesome.

Lol that sucks for you man >_<

christian50 0

haha that blows!

Ouch. :(

dats wack

that's what you get for putting your Xmas lights early.

fakeaccountX 6

Where the **** did THAT statement come from?

I'm assuming the Xmas lights were put up. So it attracts objects or drunk drivers. Most of these fml's are based on Christmas, so hop off my jock.

*would have I can't even comment on "fawk." I'm not even sure what Guy Fawkes has to do with this.

he wants to blow him up on november 5. |the kid|

None of these FMLs are based on Christmas.

they could have Halloween lights up. Just sayin

#37 your right! Also remember the mother that was taking nude pics with only a Xmas hat on?

Ah, yes! The mother that was taking nude photos with only the Santa Hat on... and we all know that those evaporate on 25 December and don't reappear until 24 December. Good catch, 40!

soStoneddddd 0

lolzzzzz stupid nigggggggggaaa-----