Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
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Top comments
mewzik 0
well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run
allmidnighteyes 11
******* douchebag... FYL to the extreme
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Comments (88)
ilikeboys 0
you're life woulda been more ****** if he didn't key that info. but i have a hard time believing he was drunk if he was able to key his insurance information on your car. maybe someone was just really pissed at you for some reason. or maybe it's fake ;)
bunny911 16
Like your profile pic
KateeJo 0
damn drunk drivers these days... Well at least you got the info? Be strong now, cause things will get better. It might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever. [;
GeeKYprincess121 0
ouch, I hope that dude got arrested.
flyboy57 0
damn! well, at least his ass is going to jail.
The_Raymond 0
FYL, If he was drunk, than how would he know that the thing he keyed into your windo is his insurance information. This is fake to an extent.
Puolukka 4
You know you can be drunk enough to get in an accident without actually being so wasted that you don't know what you're doing...right?!
mochiko 0
how is it at all anything but FYL? YDI for having a car or some bullshit like that?
noshitsherlock 0
...and that's why you want to live in a house/building with a garage.
egats03 0
I don't know where people are getting "at least it wasn't a hit and run" from. If you are in an accident and do not report it to anyone that IS a hit and run!
lazorzpewpew 0
You got the info, so you're all set. What's the big deal?
FarSide 23
EXACTLY!!! Who is moderating this shit?
wbrycem 0
Who wants their car smashed to shit? Regardless of who's fixing it? Thiiiinnkkkkk about it
I_love_edward3 0
well its funny!! when has that ever happened to you?? and even though the drunk driver will have to pay for the damages, the OP still has to wait for his car to get fixed. SOOOO it is an fml! geeez don't be so hard on the moderaters need to find good fmls and think hard before you talk so you don't look stupid ok :]
kbaker90 0
Shit man, FYL. I know what it's like, I've had two people hit me and then take off. Once when the car was in a parking lot, another time when a guy was driving on the wrong side of the road. Those both happened two years ago, and my car still isn't fixed. :/