By scarletscarface - 30/03/2012 03:00 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML
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scarletscarface 10

Well, when i removed the cover, I decided to try to get the pudding off all at one time. So part of it was in my mouth. When I slid it out, I did get all the pudding off, but also managed to cut my mouth :( I wont be making that mistake again...

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Now you can be The Joker and say "Would you like to know how I got these scars?"

Have fun eating for the next few days

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Have fun eating for the next few days

And talking and smiling and laughing.

sinking_fish 12

25- ORRRR, we should hope he ENJOYS lemon.. That way we get another FML story. :)

aaahhhfire21 0

Were u deep throatin the thing for all the pudding on it?

fricknugget 3
JayJaysGirl 0

Next time I'd say try using some fingers! I hear they work wonders.

Some pudding cups might prefer that that you stick to using fingers, but they want you to really put your mouth in there

thiscrazything 1
cc_the_beast 6

Not trying to be a smartass but shouldnt it be called a pudding cut not paper?

Llama_Face89 33

61- I eat soup with chop sticks. >:)

DontClickOnMe 28

Ouch.. paper cuts are the worst. The only reason this would be acceptable for me is if it was chocolate pudding!

DontClickOnMe 28

I click you whenever i see any of your commets. I just can't hold my self from not doing it. To prove: You used have a text saying "you clicked on me am i that sexy?" or something like that Now it is "you clicked on me, why?" Are you born like that ? Shit i m soo rude but i cant resist from my curiocity. Sorry

DontClickOnMe 28

80 - Wow, you must really think I'm sexy.

Ummm... Just a question, is your profile picture an ACTUAL picture of YOU????? Or is it somebody else... I'm thinking you're in dire need of a bath, a haircut, and... WAIT! I know, that's your Halloween costume, isn't it?

I used to lick the covers of pudding cups, until I took a cut to the tongue? Ah, I tried my best

Taking an Arrow to the knee would be worse ;)

49 - No. Paper cuts burn like the fury of a million suns, sting with the venom of thousands of scorpions, and cause you to shriek like a banshee in agony. An arrow just makes you a cripple.

crzysk8r 0

Have you ever ate a chip thats in the shape of a triangle and cut the roof of your mouth? It hurts soooo ******* bad!!

Now you can be The Joker and say "Would you like to know how I got these scars?"

DeadxManxWalking 27
Jakesterk96 8

Then in your regular voice say "pudding cup".

EvilTeddysRock 2

well how viciously were you licking the wrapper? Savage.

I've seen a few people get really into licking those wrappers like it was the last pudding on earth.

Wouldn't they go slowly to savor it then?

I never said they didn't go slowly. They just get really into it.

zingline89 18

I tried pudding myself in your shoes but I just couldn't cut it

eltapatio16 5

I suppose you have a small cut on your face. Why so serious?