Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
Yeah, whenever I feel something on my face the first thing I do is slap it.
landonlasater 3
Someone's slap happy No? Okay...
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Comments (121)
YooEfO 4
Why would you slap your face even if there's a bug on it? Unless you want squashed dead bug guts on your face.
Frankenstein611 10
Try having a 3.2 mm septum ring an accidentally yanking on that bad boy, i know the feeling it hurts
klatt 8
Lol
akle4163 8
I know how op feels...I just had my belly button done not long ago and there have been times where I'll wake up and move my hands without thinking and bump it.
dragynfyre 4
wait till you snag it on a towel or shirt. that's always amusing.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#38- no, really?
bearkoda 11
I did that Like 4 minutes ago...
simonepedretti 7
My friend did the same with her belly button piercing HAHA
ShamanBond 1
As Bill Engval would say... HERE'S YOUR SIGN! You can hang it from your new "I'll never get a job and whine about it incessantly" accessory.
rainb0wzz 3
I did a similar thing with a freshly inserted plug. My tshirt decided to somehow wrap around it, it still ******* hurts. -.-