Miscellaneous: Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was... - FML

By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML

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Kids can be so harsh

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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Moral panics are the worst

By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Yup, when my hair was really short, I went to my cousin's hockey game and a woman was like, "JACKIE (my cousin) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH A BOY?!" and my cousin was just like "....this is my GIRL cousin." look on the lady's face was priceless.

xxScarletxx 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:48

That's so sad...:( When I was younger, I had my hair in a boy cut and this little kindergardener came up to me and said "Are you a boy or a girl?"

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thepokeduck 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 0:45

You have that short haircut because you don't want to be feminine. Either embrace that and all that comes with it, or grow your hair out.

Turfin 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:46

yes madam

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:56

Don't cut your hair so short, and shave your face.

xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:54

Yup, when my hair was really short, I went to my cousin's hockey game and a woman was like, "JACKIE (my cousin) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH A BOY?!" and my cousin was just like "....this is my GIRL cousin." look on the lady's face was priceless.

omfg_whyGodwhy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:07

I get that alot from my grandmother "Kenny(my dad), who is that boy in the car" "Um...Your granddaughter." But I've never been mistaken for a boy...in a bathroom.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:26

It happens really.

docx118 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:51

Hahaha. Sucks for you.

bass1989 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:59

were you standing up to pee? that might explain it :P

FOBpeteyisgay 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:05

Stop saying dude

alexthecutie 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:29

ewwww that hapens to mi hermanita and you deserve it for being ugly

port5 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:25

he'll I have a friend that had three TEACHERS call her a guy and by now she barely cares. YDI for being a sensitive pussy.

port5 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:26

I meant hell, this autocorrect system is pissing me off

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

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Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Today, my entire workforce downed tools today until I fire our new Human Resources rep, who in only a few weeks has made the workplace miserable and frustrating, and has increased sick leave by 48% due to the 'Can’t Deal With Her Bullshit' Virus. I can’t fire her; she’s the owner's mom. FML

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Today, I swear I'm off men for good after my latest dud date wanted me to pee on his chest to turn him on, and we were only 20 minutes into the first date. The entire male gender are disgusting pigs, no matter how nice they pretend to be. FML

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