By bonnmo - 11/11/2018 11:30 - United States

Today, I took a big, smelly, satisfying dump when I woke up. When I tried to flush, nothing happened. None of my four roommates bothered to tell me we didn’t have running water. FML
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whiskey'swino 15

A bucket of water will force a flush. What a shitty situation but easily fixed.

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whiskey'swino 15

A bucket of water will force a flush. What a shitty situation but easily fixed.

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RichardPencil 30

These days the cool kids are calling it a sticky situation. Shitty situation is so 2017, Grandma!

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whiskey'swino 15

Silly old me dearie. I need to get with this internet thingie. What is it, "sticky"? Got it. Sticky situations.

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Ellimac21 14

Yes but where do they get the water from ? If there is no running water ?

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whiskey'swino 15

The grocery store usually sells water pretty cheap.

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ViviMage 39

I have a local friend that doesn't have running water in her trailer. She hauls buckets of water from a nearby stream to fill the tank manually, so the flush handle works. I suggest you get a bucket!

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tounces7 27

They're the ones who are going to have to live with the smell for not telling you. And wasting what water was in the toilet tank already.

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rodfergie 18

You so you just woke up, and they didn't tell you. Were they all in bed with you?

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anayanci1 6

Well now your roommates can suffer the consequences of not telling you :)

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aje001 8

The cistern should already be full of water, so the toilet would still be good for one flush even after the water was turned off.

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metroido 17

to everyone telling op to just leave the poop in there...not everyone is proud of their poops. some people, believe it or not, are *embarrassed*

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