Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall, with a note saying, "Sorry dude". FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
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Cokebottlecrazy 0
Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML
Stupoopy 0
Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.
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Comments (31)
podrummer9209 0
Lucky. *shrug*
Ribky 0
I fell to sleep at a bar once, 10 minutes later a friend woke me up and made sure I got home okay. You don't have friends.... do you?
Proudmary 2
I don't think this is fake. My regular bars let me sleep over when they're closed, and there are such things as non-stop bars, you know. And some friends also get drunk and have to be taken care of. Read: are unable to wake someone who passed out.
starberries 0
Sweetie, if you're getting drunk and passing out in bars on a regular basis, you have a problem.
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI. If I was there I would've stolen your wallet and cellphone and sent creepy text messages to your mother. And probably raped you for teh lulz.
your_life_blows 0
u guys don't get it. if u pass out at a party people draw and do shit to u. everyone who commented is dumb
o_oDeaNo_o 0
Proof you had a kickass night /WIN
Salem222 4
Nice of them to let you stay the night.