Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Strange noise
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Fran
New Zealand
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
pinkjade
Canada
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
goldenpuppy
Somerville, United States
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
connor1701
Sorry Stuart…
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada
Earplugs
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
ShouldIHelpIt
Northampton, United States
Alas, poor Stuart
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
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PenguinBitch 44
Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*
jstorie95 8
Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to
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Comments (46)
worldclassrager 41
Where's a cat when you need one?
burristhethird 16
In the bag. (Badumtss)
rainbowdonnareed 18
Um eww!! Where do you live is your house that nasty? This needs a follow up ASAP! If its your landlord call the health department.
Khaleesi_26 30
Just because there was a mouse in OP's house doesn't mean it's nasty. I live out in the country and in the cold weather like this rodentd come in seeking for a warmer place aka a house. OP could be in a similair sistuation
Khaleesi_26 30
Sorry for the double comment guys. My app glitched and stopped working saying my comment didn't publish so I recopyed it and then published both.
RedPillSucks 33
Anywhere with actual nature around doesn't need to be dirty for nature to intrude
ARetardedSeal 24
That's like saying if you have normal house spiders your house is messy.
whenitdidhappen 14
a hairy creature that fancies hair , how cute :/
kittyfrozen 19
*imagines a disney movie*
cakefete2 31
Or nursery rhyme. Little mouse, Muffet, sat on a tuffet eating OP's curls away.
strike2867 13
A lot of people here mentioned getting a cat, be careful with that. Make sure you want that commitment for up to the next 20 years. There is no guarantee the cat will even eat the mouse. But if the cat does eat the mouse, who knows what kind of disease your new kitten could end up with.
morghandi 21
Yeah, my cats would be absolutely useless were they to encounter a mouse. One would probably run away from it! I have a bit higher hopes for the dog but even then, I'm not positive what she would do... We put decon in the air vents and crawl space and haven't had any problems so far. They just eat it and go to sleep.
Witchylady 18
That's funny and gross all at the same time.
Greenteamextreme 16
This won't necessarily work lol. My parents bought 2 cats and the mice epidemic in their house is now worse. cats can be lazy assholes... Stupid lumps won't even move for pats anymore.
Alchemist_21 26
Oh that's terrifying. I'd probably freak out my whole house screaming bloody murder.
ForNerdfighteria 9
New pet..?
thisguy22 33
Because careful you don't squish him Lennie...