Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Strange noise
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Fran
New Zealand
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
pinkjade
Canada
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
goldenpuppy
Somerville, United States
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
connor1701
Sorry Stuart…
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada
Earplugs
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
ShouldIHelpIt
Northampton, United States
Alas, poor Stuart
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*
jstorie95 8
Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to
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Comments (46)
ajlannigan 13
Just like being a real life Disney princess!
ohSNAPyall 27
Was it a big mouse or a minnie mouse?
laden_swallow09 35
May not be possible if OP's in an apartment.
Mauskau 36
Mice are kinda cute.
MrsMerleDixon 10
I agree. I used to have a pet mouse. I named him Mr. Jingles after the mouse from the Green Mile.
NotARealThing 4
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you know your hair is tasty.
MrBoredomioo 18
Goddamn it Mickey!
savemeSheehan 8
it was cleaning you
WolfyGrace 24
I guess it's time to found out where that mouse came from and exterminate the problem. Or get a cat. Or even both, depending how bad it turned out to be.
WolfyGrace 24
#30 is in a way right. There was a scorpion in my room once and I tried to get my cat to kill it. It took several minutes, but he finally got it. I did once have a cat, though, that killed a rat when we couldn't (he passed, unfortunately). Not all cats are lazy and useless, but some are. There are cats out there that are worthwhile!
kenzie_gauche 12
Ewwwwwww