Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Strange noise
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Fran
New Zealand
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
pinkjade
Canada
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
goldenpuppy
Somerville, United States
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
connor1701
Sorry Stuart…
Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada
Earplugs
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
ShouldIHelpIt
Northampton, United States
Alas, poor Stuart
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
Mouse: Oh you're awake. Go back to sleep. It's all going to be okay. *caresses hair*
jstorie95 8
Bet that was a nice surprise to wake up to
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Comments (46)
reiichan 18
Am I the only person that finds that oddly adorable?
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
mice are cute
8313girl 28
Yeah I know that this is no comparison but I used to have a puppy that would do that too. He'd chew my hair if I laid down on the carpet. He somehow got outside the house and was killed when he ran into traffic. I still miss him. Anyway, back to the cute baby mouse. Poor thing didn't know any better. Probably was just playing around and wondering what made the human scream so loud.
beaverteaser 16
ohhhhhhh toodles
brendejafulable 41
How about you live in a clean environment? Nasty bitches.
False_Stupidity 42
Did you name him Mickey? (Or Minnie if it's a girl mouse)
AyCarambaNina 3
lol this totally made my day
Kougeru 12
This is the most FML worthy FML I've seen tbh
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think you've seen many, then.
KatyLarae 13
Mouse: shh it's just a dream, go back to sleep... *gnaws on hair some more*
joshi42 16
Get a cat.
ostfaiz 18
u must b scared, time to fix up traps n clean ur bedroom
Artures_way1 23
Get it and taie it as a pet! That would be so awesome!