Thievery Ltd.

By Anonymous - 05/10/2019 16:00

Today, I saw a neglected potted palm tree on the front porch of what I thought was an empty house down the street from me. I took it home to nurse it back to health. When I got home from work, it was gone. Later, when taking a walk, I spotted the palm, right back on the porch I'd taken it from. FML
I agree, your life sucks 446
You deserved it 2 427

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Yeah...maybe don’t take things based on your own assumption that they’re up for grabs

The very least you could have done was ring and check if there's really nobody living there... don't just take things.

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reminds me of an episode of judge Judy where some chick stole Larry's David's (creater of Seinfeld) neglected plant and took better care of it. she ended up winning the case surprisingly

Yeah...maybe don’t take things based on your own assumption that they’re up for grabs

With fronds like that, who needs enemies? You're not rooting for me to plant tree puns here? I'll just leaf.

Leafing so soon? What a sap.

Depending on what part of the world you live, you could've been shot for trespassing

The very least you could have done was ring and check if there's really nobody living there... don't just take things.

Be lucky they didn't get you for theft.