Is your new neighbor a cat...?

Return the favor by leaving dead roaches on his.

Voodoo!!!!

40-Yes

45- there is actually a button for that.

I think leaving roaches on his doorstep is a very bad idea. Next week you'll find a skinned dog hanging from your door, and it will only escalate from there. Just don't get involved with psycho neighbours.

Exactly what I was thinking when I read this FML. Great minds think alike my fuzzy little man peach.

87- it's the source of all nightmares... Old Greg.

I'm sorry I think this might have been me?

Fine. Then leave a restraining order instead...?

Ol' Greg. He has a man-gina.

Do you have the funk?

It's OLD GREG! I thought/hoped nobody else knew about him. I didn't want to, and I wouldn't wish him on ANYONE!

Do ya love meh? Could ya learn to love meh? Make an assessment.

Shit op!!! I think it's time to move out

It does sound like something a cat would do...except for the part where he knocked on the door. OP really should clarify what kind of rabbit ears they were

I wish he was a cat. Maybe I wouldn't feel afraid to leave my apartment...

62 -
Stop posting that SHITTY COMMENT!

I AM NOT
ON PMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rabbit ears like what used to be on top of tv's or the animal rabbit ears?

I was thinking animal ones. But you have a good point. I'm going to say tv rabbit ears so it is less cruel then animal rabbit ears.

80- it wouldn't be much of an FML if it wasn't a real rabbit.

He was probably kust out of feet.

88- it'd be less creepy, that's for sure...

Wait! Rabbit ears as in ears from a living rabbit or rabbit ears as in a headband with rabbit ears on it? Dammit OP, be more specific!

Maybe she is all FML cause the neighbor assumed she could not afford cable, which insulted her?

Perhaps it was part of a very rare animal, and the gift is worth a fortune.

Or your neighbor is, as I'm currently thinking, crazy.

I would say animal ears since she says, "what looks like rabbit ears." She probably knows what a tv antenna looks like.

Bunny ears are pretty rare.

what the fu*k do you think dumbass.

your just as much a dumbass as the op.

and so are you for not knowing how to properly spell "you're"

Your neighbor is crazy

I hate your username and picture nicki minaj sucks

31- relevance?

31- Glad to see you've boosted your self esteem for the day by being unnecessarily rude to a complete stranger, for no reason.

What's next on your to do list? Stealing candy from a baby?

47- no offense, but I think you just did the same thing 31 did(being rude that is and boosting your self esteem) Lol. If not, thumb me down.

I suppose I did :) Not so much to boost my self esteem, though I agree my comment was snarky. I just can't stand completely random rude comments... the original author of this thread did/said nothing to warrant a rude comment.

No thumbs down deserved, you were just stating your perception of the situation!

Pretty sure the neighbor is a dog. Or I'm hoping its some kind of animal.

True that, that comment wasn't necessary.. as long as you know where I was coming from... Thumbs up for you using the word "snarky." well said. :)

31- glad to hear your opinion but if she sucked that bad......she wouldn't be a millionaire(idk if i get thumbs down ;)

NICKI MINAJ FTW!!!

31- so is that why you felt the need to thumb down the comment? Who cares what musical preference he/ she likes. You seem very rude.

I'm sorry but everyone on this thread is wrong. People have opinions if someone doesn't like nicki minaj that's them. Don't dislike someone else because they don't share your views. Just saying, if someone did some weird shit when I moved in I'd be weirded out as well.

Im convinced that you all are haters.... Your just mad cause she's making millions and your struggling to pay your bills. Everyone with money & fame gets hated on by low lifes like you. (prepared to get buried).

NICKI MINAJ FTW
YOU A STUPID HOE!

well you don't have to like her but it's not like I'm judging your picture and username so I have my opinions and you have yours

144- dont get excited with that downvote.... Cause i hit the right button

You make me sad to be a naruto fan...there is such a thing as legitimately hating an artist. I don't "hate" on her because she makes more money, I despise her voice and what she "sings" I don't care if I make more money than her, I am still going to hate her music and I realize that is just my opinion. I love metal, and I see and understand that a lot of people don't like it. The screaming is a required taste and I don't blame people for not liking it. I know it's because they simply don't like the music they are making, and that's fine, I hate making others listen to my music because I don't want to bother them with what they may think is bad music. Not many people take into consideration the singers salaries when listening to music, with your logic, all middle class people would hate every pop artist.

55, humans are animals.

151- i didn't mean to say you hated her because she makes more money, but you people where spitting insults at her instead of just saying i hate/ dispise her music. Thats why i started "acting a fool". But your comment about naruto is ignorant...its like saying "i don't want to be chatholic anymore because priest always try to rape children.

#157 *drags the body of the 15 year old psychologist from the FML gutter* Careful buddy, be very, very careful.

That's not anything like I said, a better metaphor would be, being ashamed that priests that raped children were catholic and that they were bad Catholics. I'm not going to stop watching naruto because you're an idiot.

Would you have preferred a pig's nose?

No. 2 rabbit ears are worth more than a pigs nose in the bartering market these days.

I would've preferred the whole rabbit.

I think we can all safely assume the neighbor is one cheap bastard for giving OP a partial rabbit. ;)

Goats cheese is worth more than both, IMO.

Or how about the hopes an dreams of an orphan from a third world country, now there's something valuable. An exquisite gift.

Hey, it's probably a sort of "welcome to the neighborhood" ritual, you never know. Or it could be rabbit feet, which are for good luck.

I think rabbit feet would have obvious toes.

i am very sure he stated rabbit's ears. are you blind?

Actually, OP just stated "what looks like rabbit ears"..

5-Only the left rabbit foot is for good luck!
The right one could just be a take on the customary new neighbor bringing a plate of brownies.

Is it only the rear left one that's considered lucky? Rabbits are quadrupedal, so they actually have TWO left legs/feet... Which one's luckier?

"good luck" with the new digs.

Edit. I'm an idiot. Downvotes begin.

Upvote for admitting your mistake.

Upvote for telling someone upvote because he admitted his mistake. Downvote for me for pointing it out.

Up vote for pointing this all out and being observant.

Thumbs up for arriving late.

Upvote for this entire thread being the greatest thread in the history of threads.

Upvoting previously downvoted members of thread.

Damn, seems like the pilot bailed late...

He actually made it out in time, with no broken bones or anything. Just a few inches shorter haha.

The "welcome" mat is a lie!

You must live in psycho-ville... Sounds like a silence of the lambs creep... Get the fuck out of there.

Hey it could have been worse! He could have left you the dick of a bull! Balls & all :)

Thanks for the visual! *gags*

What..?

Speaking from personal experience??

There are dog treats made of pure bull penis. They're hard, like rawhide, but not made of scrap leather, so they're good for the dog.

So yeah, if the neighbour had left a bull penis and OP had a dog, that would have been awesome.

Well, for some that might not be so bad after all. Rocky Mountain oysters can be considered a delicacy. Reminds me of the time my sisters and I stumbled upon a bucket in the back room at my grandparent's ranch. Imagine our horror when we found out what the contents of that bucket were and their plans for them. "Tastes great!" They said with a wink. *shudders*

I hope they weren't real rabbit ears. *shivers*