By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
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If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

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If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

lol I would sing louder to make him even madder

exactly wat i was thinking

Ouch! Well I guess we know you won't have a career in singing

pics or it didn't happen.

What an asshole. Even if you do suck at singing, he didn't have to be so rude about it.

lol. how intolerant! Looks like you can't sing. right? HAHAHA

Funniest FML ever LOL

no this is: Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

maybe you shouldn't suck so much at singing? I don't think many people here will give you any sympathy for being an atrocious singer, so just do everybody a favor and shut up.

What an ass, but that IS hilarious! Don't quit your day job, my friend. =]

Hahh, it's one of the best ones today, I laughed so hard :D

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

Neighbor FTW, that's hilarious. Although it was a little rude.

lol yeah he was probibly just trying to be funny