By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 555
You deserved it 29 223

Same thing different taste

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If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

friedkabob1225 0

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

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If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

brunettesara5722 17

lol I would sing louder to make him even madder

imthatguythatdid 0

Ouch! Well I guess we know you won't have a career in singing

What an asshole. Even if you do suck at singing, he didn't have to be so rude about it.

acertijo 0

lol. how intolerant! Looks like you can't sing. right? HAHAHA

someone2me2 1

no this is: Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

maybe you shouldn't suck so much at singing? I don't think many people here will give you any sympathy for being an atrocious singer, so just do everybody a favor and shut up.

What an ass, but that IS hilarious! Don't quit your day job, my friend. =]

Hahh, it's one of the best ones today, I laughed so hard :D

friedkabob1225 0

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

skinnyjeans_fml 0

Neighbor FTW, that's hilarious. Although it was a little rude.

lol yeah he was probibly just trying to be funny