By NotAmericanIdol - 23/4/2009 20:04 - United States
Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
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no this is: Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By  the_boss_fml  |  0

maybe you shouldn't suck so much at singing? I don't think many people here will give you any sympathy for being an atrocious singer, so just do everybody a favor and shut up.