Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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iPunchedBigFoot 5
At least he is not a bed-shitter.
xGraycloud 4
wouldn't that have been something you wanted to know before you married him? x) but still FYL.
mandypandypants 4
I'm just curious. How on earth are you just now finding this out? Have you never slept over his house?
Cutebabysignut 0
Sauce92....well said. I agree completely.
jasminekaren 0
the real fml is you were sleeping on your honeymoon..
emilyxorawr 3
Diapers are always an option, I would recommend pull-ups.
II_Heartless_Ray 0
im a big kid now. :)
zander2413 0
that's what I use at night
starfruit 0
Aw, same thing happened to me, when I was 5 I use to play married too! Oh, if you're not 5 I guess it's different.
joa76 3
There are so many comments saying "if you really loved him, it wouldn't matter." I'm sorry, but I would be EXTREMELY grossed out if I woke up with pee on or next to me (depending on if they cuddle, I suppose), no matter HOW much I loved the person. I would also probably not want to sleep with them again anytime soon. Ew. It could, of course, be a one-time thing. It could also be a medical issue (diabetes, for example). As for the commenters saying "abstinence is fine but you didn't even sleep (just sleep) with him?"...technically, if they're really religious, that would probably not be allowed either...heck, some people won't even kiss or hold hands until they're married, let alone sleep in the same bed (something considered sinful by most conservative Christians, in my experience).
emjay09 0
wow I'll feel bad for your eventual husband. poor guy won't know what he's getting into.
guyjones 0
....sounds like you probly shoulda givin him a test ride, you know to find that kinda stuff out, before you went and got married.
Kittehx3 0
Suck it up, princess.