Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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Steve95401 49
It just Depends on how you view this situation.
Frenchtony 17
You're a wise man !
ulicksam 0
Another reason to live with someone before marrying them.
RetroMom 0
seriously? is this the first time you've spent all night together? ydi - you should have been living together for a couple yrs before you got married. this kind of surprise was completely unnecessary...
ArmedcrackerR6 8
How the hell do you not know that before hand?
scj 0
didn't you sleep together before the wedding? even if you're religious, just sleeping in the same bed, with no sex, can tell you a lot about the relationship.
bugginout 0
Its hard to believe that it was only now that you realized this...youre telling me that you never once slept over? Well then in my vote you deserved it.
lostfaithinpppl 19
The love of your life? A little melodramatic, don't you think OP? And YDI for agreeing to marry someone without clearly knowing enough about them.
iwadasn 33
You think it's melodramatic to call her husband the love of her life? Loving someone for the rest of your life is why you marry them.
angryamericanx 0
you're obviously selfish and self-centered, maybe they have a condition? ever think of it like that?
darrelldrew 0
ya i seen that same add on tv that u did. lets try an keep it real here
devaary 0
aww. although, adult bed-wetters are usually very smart and considerate. ;)