Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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in_wonderland 1
so you guys never once slept over together before getting married? ah, the life of overtly religious people.
Tarrantian 2
So your new husband is a bed wetter. Guess that you could have wed better! Lighten up. Not the worse thing to happen!
ladyvader401 5
And *that* is why you should always live with someone before you promise to spend the rest of your life doing so. Like someone else's car analogy up there; would you ever buy a car without test driving it? Of course not!
Bobby64 29
If I'm not mistaken, divorce rates are roughly similar between couples who lived together before marrying and those who did not. The whole idea that "test driving" helps out a relationship isn't really verified by the facts. Also, I doubt you'd call off a marriage ONLY due to bed wetting. That can probably be treated with time.
MrBaxter 5
Let's look at the bright side, the bed will never be cold...
alicec123 0
You obviously don't know your partner well enough to have married. YDI
richmurrills 0
This is why you sleep with someone BEFORE you marry them people!
moomoomeow2 7
if you really loved him, you wouldn't care.
HomeAl0ne 20
Did he make you sleep on the wet spot?
rudikk99 2
UDI totally! for not having sex/ not sleeping with the guy before got merried lol ******* religious virgins!! it's so stupid!!!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Them not having sex with their partner before they got married is not the issue. The issue is that they apparently didn't even share a bed, that's it. There is no reason for you to bitch about them not having sex since it in no way affects whether or not they find out if their partner is a bed wetter.
bassplayer27 0
Captain you are a grammar nazi.