Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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purple_sarah88 0
It could be a one off because of stress or drinking a lot at the reception. Even if it isn't, you promised to love him in sickness and in health, he's still the love of your life.
kpolice 0
Golden shower anyone?
AnagenisisZagus 13
#122- Who's profile pic?
gingerluva 0
how about this analogy for ya?why buy the cow when u can get the milk for free?there is nothing wrong with abstinence people.just look at what has happened since people turned their backs on God & abstinence.the government is screwed up,the environment is messed up & half of marriages endin divorce.
Djosef_fml 0
... Orly? This is your argument? Somehow you managed to make religion and marriage look worse by your comment.
inkdot 8
aww I'm sorry op! I would be upset to if I found out my lover hid something like that from me to!
shaaayyee 0
if he's the love of you life, that shouldn't matter, now should it?
Ronniieeambrose 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAWL for sure FYL:):):):): I enjoyed reading this hahhahaa:D
runninbrotha 0
is the love of you life a girl or boy?
emjay09 0
you're an insensitive bitch. why would you share that with the world? I don't care if it's anonymous. that's just freaking wrong. if you were the one wetting the bed would you be okay with him posting an fml about it?? not me. learn some compassion you heartless bitch.
emjay09 0
excuse you.