Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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Comments (279)
Darrian_Garrett 0
He's yours forever now.
dt520 4
Try before you buy... its 2011 dude
dancer_is_hawt 3
Some people believe in abstinence dude.
Fa7_fml 0
OMG I'm so using that line from now on! I love it!
tweet456 0
haha
thethup13 0
that's why you have sex before you get married
ftb170 0
some people have morals and wait for the person they really love. jus saying
thisismyname_fml 1
Some people are able to have sexual relationships before they get married and still have morals. It's all about what is right for the people involved, there is no universal right or wrong answer on waiting or not waiting until the wedding night. Your whole point is that you think it's shitty for people to judge others for waiting for marriage, so you in turn judge other people for not waiting? **** yourself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#223 Exactly. Sleeping with someone before marriage may be "immoral" in the eyes of Christianity, but the thing is that not everyone is a Christian...So I don't think it's expect non-Christians to adhere to that same set of values/morals. You can still be a very moral person without being religious even in the slightest.
AlexBuda 0
check under your pillow op your spouse ***** the bed as well! :D
BabyBlaze 0
And? If you love this person,it shouldn't matter.
zacharey93 0
is you husband 5 years old?
Privations_fml 3
They were playing 'house', apparently.
varkey 7
he can get that treated fyl
clara99_fml 0
Thats why yuh sleep with him atleast once before yuh qet married(:
pixiestix6 0
PEOPLE!!?? there is nothing wrong with abstince! And op, if you love him what does it matter?
pixiestix6 0
*abstinence*