FML : Thanks babe...

Thanks babe...

Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By okaykk - / Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:00 /

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By darkshadus | 10

#7688157 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:02

Depending on your personal preference you either need a new water bottle or fiancé

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7688172 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:29

At least now you have a free pass to piss on something he likes. So yeah, live the dream.

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By darkshadus | 10

#7688157 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:02

Depending on your personal preference you either need a new water bottle or fiancé

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7688172 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:29

At least now you have a free pass to piss on something he likes. So yeah, live the dream.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7688182 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 13:40

Why was he peeing in your water bottle?

Petra Grote | 16

#7688211 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 14:16

Who said it was a man ? 😂

Glowworm56 | 25

#7688259 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 16:33

Fiance generally refers to a man. Fiancee refers to a woman. Sometimes the terms gets mixed up though.

raven_of_azarath | 28

#7688354 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 19:27

How exactly is a woman supposed to pee in a water bottle? Peeing in a cup is hard enough.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7688281 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 17:05

You mean he peed in his favorite urine bottle. That’s the law of the jungle!

I hope you get a chance to pee on his paycheck!

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7688408 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 21:24

That must've been a real eye opener.

By 1ninjanina | 7

#7688479 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 23:31

Was he drunk?

By Alina Soboleva | 4

#7688539 - Thursday 6 September 2018 3:22

Boy, he really wants you to stay hydrated.

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