Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nt121511
Giving
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
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Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Embarrassed
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
okaykk
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
gold3nshow3r
Roanoke, United States
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Anonymous
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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Comments (279)
MissKayla 2
Well, if he really is the love of your life you will GOI!! =]
cvilla0713 0
ydi for not knowing this the WHOLE TIME you were with him before your wedding.
saleha97 4
YDI for not having a good relationship with eachother :)
BetaMaxx11 0
Was the sex so good he wee'd the bed?
TheNewGuy03 29
well, look what you've done; you've scared the piss out of him. |the kid|
cry0 1
today i realized i blacked out last night and got married, worst of all i peed in the bed.. fml
Frenchtony 17
This is hype, some of our French kings used to pee and crap themselves too ! Like Louis XIV for instance, who was really respected.
Niah_fml 2
That sucks but its love so I'm sure you guys can work that out...good luck. :)
dudehaha 4
didn't you figure that out before you got married?
Michaelkg 0
woh he probably has a serious problem. insensitive bitch./ maybe he had an fml. just went on my honeymoon and wet the bed. which his is more worthy. /marriage- sickness and in health. shhiit.