Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Thanks babe...
Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
The runs
Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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DocBastard 40
You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?
sweet_candy_ 17
This is something that should be shared before fyl op.
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dancer_is_hawt 3
If he's really "the love of your life" then stop complaining. Are you saying that if you knew that beforehand, you wouldn't have married him? That's bullshit. If you love him as much as you claim to, sure, it's an inconvenience but you need to learn to live with it and maybe help him fix it.
dancer_is_hawt 3
And you don't know if it's every night, either if you're saying that you found out your wedding night. Maybe it was a one time deal; he was nervous or something, seeing as I'm assuming that was your first time sleeping together. So give it a week or so and if he keeps doing it then you know for sure
boatkicker 5
If on my honeymoon I found out that my new husband wet the bed I'd be FURIOUS. Not with the bed wetting itself, but with him for not trusting me with that information sooner. That's the sort of thing your partner needs to know. OP should have had a chance to just get used to the idea. It doesn't mean OP doesn't love her husband, but that he doesn't trust her. What did he think would happen if he told her? That she'd run away screaming? If so, than why did he think it would be different after they were married. Or did he think OP would be okay with it? In that case, why not tell her in advance. It's common courtesy to tell your PARTNER about anything extremely unusual about yourself.... before you're married. Just to give OP a chance to get used to the idea. People are often made uncomfortable by medical conditions. Deal with those before marriage.
abasio 1
YDI for marrying someone without knowing them intimately. Now you're stuck with a bed wetter, for better or worse! Sex before marriage is looking a bit better now isn't it?
dancer_is_hawt 3
Actually, some people believe in abstinence. I think that if you have sex all the time, then your wedding night won't be as special.People make a HUGE deal about your wedding night and it isn't as big if you have sex all the time with your partner. It's their beliefs; they don't deserve it.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Sex before marriage wouldn't necessarily be necessary to find this information out. All that would have been needed was for them to sleep together before they got married. Not sex, just sleeping in the same bed.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
While I can kind of understand the reasoning. I just want to say that waiting to have sex of any kind until you get married is a good way to make sure that the wedding night sex will be completely unsatisfying. That lack of practice means that he won't be able as long and or even necessarily how to get her off. It would also be a bad time to find out that he's too big for comfort or too small for her to feel it.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
even how to*
ChibiChibi_fml 28
to go as long* I was really freaking tired when I wrote that comment. I apologize for all the typos and missing words.
danielle25 15
So what? If she wanted to wait it's okay. Now a days people just have sex everywhere with strangers and it's gross. I think that if she really loves him that problem will be nothing.
starile 20
Today I woke up on the moon to discover I wet my bed with honey. My life sucks worse than yours, lady.
sticky17 0
could be a lot worse
erin2013 0
How do you know that you didn't wet the bed?
FAdEDz 0
nice must have been a good night, time to flip the mattress ! :,(
Shinygirlnz 1
You can't complain if you don't 'try before you buy'.
krazy_glu3 0
annnnd you are stuck with that for the rest of your life. just make him sleep on a shamwow
sallen0046 4
Why would you marry someone you haven't so much as slept next to? I can understand abstaining before marriage, but not a complete lack of co-habitation. If this is a new discovery, don't you think perhaps it would be a good idea to seek medical attention? It seems highly unlikely he would have completely avoided mentioning this if it was a common occurrence. Bed wetting in adults can be a symptom of kidney problems or neurological issues. Instead of complaining and announcing it to the world, maybe you could actually try to see what the problem is.